Summary
Date Everythinghas a wide assortment of objects for the player to fall in love with. While many of the humanoid versions of these objects resemble people who draw inspiration from the objects they originally were to create their outfits, this isn’t always the case. Withover 100 dateables to find, there are someincredibly strange dating optionsfor those players who are brave enough to romance them.
From a massive dishwasher that could possibly kill the player, to a sentient rat trap that may be a little loud for most, there is truly a romance option for any player inDate Everything.However, these are by farthe strangest objects to date.
8Scandalabra
He Demands A Kiss And All The Gossip
AlthoughScandalabramay not look as strange as the other potential object lovers inDate Everything, he still deserves a place as one of the strangest objects the player can date. Like many of the objects in the house, Scandalabra tends to be quite intimidating due to his loud and extravagant nature. However, underneath all that dandy bravado is a candelabra that just wants to be loved.
As the name of this object may suggest, Scandalabra is addicted tolearning about the scandalsaround the house and relies on the player to bring him all sorts of gossip from the other furniture. Eventually, he will demand kisses from the player, which may be a little strange, but who doesn’t love some shiny metal?
7Rebel
The Rebellious Rubber Ducky
Players who arelooking for a rebellious romanceoption may already be intrigued by the personality of the rubber duck known asRebel. As one of the few Demi-human characters inDate Everything, the appearance of Rebel may put off some players, as they closely resemble a rubber duck that some players may put in their own bath.
With bright yellow skin and a Mohawk that makes them appear like a rubber chicken more than a duck, Rebel is an incredibly interesting yet strange option for those looking for love. They first need to get past Rebel’s hard exterior, as they will constantly call them a poser or refuse to let them use their own bathroom.
6Vaughn Trapp
A Lonely Little Rat Trap
Vaughn Trappis the rat trap—not to be mistaken with a mousetrap—that can be found in the dark of the crawlspace under the house. Since he has been stuck in this crawlspace for so long without even a single rat in sight, this loud, unapologetic man may seem like he has gone a little mad.
During Vaughn’s storyline, players will be there to not only keep him company but also help him find a new purpose. This can lead to the morbid choice of buying Vaughn either a dead rat (so he has something to catch) or the more adorable option of a rat plush to keep him company when the player can’t be there.
5Sinclaire
Help Calm The Sink With An Identity Crisis
Rebel isn’t the only object inDate Everythingthat more closely resembles their object than a humanoid, andSinclairetakes it to the extreme. The only human skin to be seen on Sinclaire is his hands, and that isn’t even the strangest thing about him. When players first meet Sinclaire, he will be erratic, claiming that he isn’t a sink at all, but actually a man named Martin Applegate who was turned into a sink.
WithMaggie’s aid, another dateable inDate Everything, the player will be able to find out if Sinclaire, or Martin, is actually a man or a sink and then bag themselves a date with the object who has a whole sink for a head.
4Nightmare
Even Something Scary Can Be Attractive
Some of the strangest objects to date inDate Everythingaren’t even objects. A prime example of this isNightmare, the combination of teeth and eyeballs that occasionally haunts the player’s dreams when they sleep.
Although she might seem scary, or at least a strange person to fall in love with, Nightmare is shown to be nothing but caring. Her nightmares serve as a way to prove to the player that their fears do not define them, and can even be a little exciting. They should be sure to drink coffee at night if they hope to see Nightmare more often.
3Sassy Chap
Love Not Only Him But All The Devs
Characters fromDate Everythingwill occasionally break the fourth wall during their hilarious dialogue, although none quite do it like theSassy Chaphimself. As the mascot for the game’s developers, players can onlyfind this adorable game mascot by using their Dateviators to scan the creditson their phone.
Romancing Sassy Chap doesn’t just mean falling in love with him, but also the 33 developers who worked on the game to bring it into the player’s hands. By paying attention to the roles of these developers, and remembering the order they were shown, the player can pass love’s test with Sassy Chap.
2Dishy
An Unassuming But Dangerous Romance
Those who are looking for some danger in their romance may be surprised to find it in their dishwasher.Dishymay appear the unassuming type, with only a pair of human legs to highlight that he’s humanoid at all, but the corporate way this dishwasher speaks intrigues many players who want to know more about him.
While players can romance this dishwasher, they are far more likely to get on its bad side, as it progressively asks for more and more personal information that could eventually lead to a boss battle, potentially even resulting in the player’s death.
1Daemon
This Is A Code Bug That Players Can Date
Players who are looking for a fresh serving of confusion inDate Everythingare sure to find it in spades when interacting withDaemon. Players only need to interact with this strange dateable once to even get an ending for him, as Daemon appears to be a deliberate bug in the system.
Daemon was once a character known asDeenah, who would’ve been the dresserthe player originally interacted with. However, due to some overlap with a few other characters, this object never materialized and instead left a bug in the code known as Daemon. They do some very strange things when the player talks to them, making them by far one of the strangest objects inDate Everythingfor the player to fall in love with.
