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Most of the102 dateablesinDate Everythingare unattached when players first begin their playthrough, but a handful of them are already romantically involved. This is the case with Dirk and Harper, whose relationship is somewhat complicated, to say the least.
Harper thinks that Dirk has been sneaking around behind her back and still harbors feelings for her previous boyfriend, Chappy. As a result, the two of them are constantly at each other’s throats, providingDate Everythingplayers with an opportunity to swoop in.
Where to Find Dirk, Clarence, and Harper in Date Everything
Players can meetDirkandHarperby interacting with thelaundry hamperin the laundry. Harper is the hamper itself, while Dirk is the personification of thedirty clothesinside it. Clarence is Dirk’s alter ego, but will only show up if and when players break Dirk and Harper up. Upon doing so, they’ll find Clarence by interacting with theclean clotheshanging in the bedroom closet.
How to Break Dirk and Harper Up
Players will need to break Dirk and Harper up before they can romance them. This can be achieved by choosing dialogue options that will make them angry with each other, or by highlighting how dysfunctional their relationship really is. That said, players should make sure to avoid responses that could lead to the pair working on their relationship or themselves. If all goes to plan, they’ll be able to romance Harper immediately after the pair split, and Dirk not long after.
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How to Romance Clarence / Dirk in Date Everything
After breaking up Dirk and Harper and sealing the deal with the latter, all that’s left to do is swoop in and romance Dirk / Clarence. To do so, players should head up to the bedroom and interact with the clean clothes hanging in the bedroom closet. Thankfully, the process for dating Clarence is relatively straightforward, with most of the hard work having already been done as part of the breakup phase. Players will just need to ask Clarence if he’s single and then agree to his proposal.
